Did you know (I sure didn’t) that there is a law in the state of Illinois where you can basically accuse someone of illegal gambling and claim three times the total winnings made – even if you weren’t the person cheated out the money. So, this guy, Scott Crespo decides that he’s going to sue six poker professionals who are regular players at Bodog Poker and Full Tilt and who have made winnings of over $14 million online and $4.3 million offline. Crespo claims that the group used collusion, cheating and online bots to win games and tournaments, and wants three times what they won at the over 700 tournaments that they took part in…. I don’t know what type of proof this guy has, but it seems it’s just another case of a delusional individual clogging up the legal system for his few minutes of glory.
He’s a joke about cheating of a different kind…courtesy of Jokes4All:
A woman was cleaning her husband’s dresser drawer when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.
The husband said “I’m sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.”
The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said: “I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer? The husband replied: “Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.”
